Do you have any idea how many times in my life I've gone to the freezer looking for frozen waffles and not found them?
Thousands?
Millions.

But when I go to the freezer looking for a Popsicle […] you know what I find?

Frozen waffles.

That's how it works.

You go out there looking for a paper, you're coming back with frozen waffles. And, in this case, frozen waffles is a guy.

But I want frozen waffles! I guess I’m not having any luck…